「 Saturday, June 23, 2007 」
nice joke. read on~
Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sexto Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
Aloy : Why is making love soenjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,same like when you dig your nosewith your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sexmore than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When youdig dig your nose, your nose feelbetter than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when theyget raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along theload(road),den someone come overand dig your nose, you like ornot ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot havesex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, youstill go and dig meh?? Siow ah !UseyourBlain(brain), use yourblainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't likewearing condoms when they are makinglove?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,you like to dig with a gloveon your finger or not ? Notthe same shiok feeling mah. Corlek(correct) or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried outin private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, useyour blainnnnn . you go and dig yournose in flont of your wholeclass izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, youare very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singaporeand JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
